• Eliminated from the Champions League by Bayern Munich (and the France Cup), PSG has only the championship to play between now and the end of the season.
  • The next few weeks are going to be long, but with Paris, we can always count on some hustle and bustle behind the scenes to keep busy.
  • With the experience of recent years, we can even imagine what all this will look like, between anger, rumors of transfers and great speeches on the lessons learned to move forward (obviously never followed by effects).

PSG fans are starting to get used to it. It's early March, and the climax of their weeks will now be "Koh-Lanta" and "Top Chef". Because yes, their football season is already over. Not even a small Coupe de France to put in the tooth, OM went through it a few weeks ago. Their team only has to manage the day-to-day business in Ligue 1, where they have an eight-point lead with 12 days to go. Not enough to vibrate in the cottages.

Fortunately, there is always behind the scenes, where between spat and rumors and grandiloquent speeches on the changes to come to progress, PSG is in this area well part of the European gratin. From experience, we can already imagine what the next few months of the Parisian club will look like.

March 11: Nasser raises the troops after a rotten match in Brest

Tossed around as not possible at Le Blé, PSG has a hard time remotivating itself. Discreet after Munich, the president calls everyone to order. Paris has a rank to hold, we must come out of this season from the top while preparing the next one. "We will take the time to think about what needs to change. But we believe in our players, in our project," he says, as he does almost every year at this time.

March 19: Fans attack players

For their return to the Parc against Rennes, the Parisians are greeted coldly. The CUP pulls out a banner reading "Our patience has limits", and particularly targets Messi. Nasser takes it for his rank too. This time, change is no longer an option.

April 3: The Mbappometer is back on 20 Minutes

Tic, tac, tic, tac. "Chiringuito" has obviously revived the Mbappé offensive, who REALLY has no choice but to come to Real Madrid to win major titles. Time for us to bring out of the boxes our Mbappometer, a registered trademark that proved its worth last year. We left until August 31.


April 23: Mbappe plants a quintuple against Angers and promises he will stay

The striker walks around in Ligue 1. While the rumors are linked since the beginning of the month, he invites himself in the mixed zone of the Raymond-Kopa stadium to pass a message: "I said a few weeks ago that I thought of nothing other than to make the beautiful days of PSG. That is still the case for now. Obviously, everyone only retains the end of the sentence.

April 25: According to "The Athletic", the Mbappé clan is negotiating with Real for a transfer this summer

Representatives of the Frenchman were seen in Madrid eating tapas a stone's throw from the Plaza Mayor. The Anglo-Saxon media, always well informed, evokes "a constructive dialogue" during an interview with Florentino Perez. According to "The Chiringuito", it is as if it was done. "He apologised for the way he treated Real last year," said Josep Pedrerol, tremolos in his voice.

April 27: "The trend is rather to start without moving," says Fayza Lamari in "Marca"

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A position for the least vague, on which Spain is torn for three days. In reality, this is a rough translation from an interview with Kyks' mom from March 2021.



May 10: Spanish press says Zidane will be "99%" PSG's next coach

The case would have been initiated by Emir Al-Thani himself, for whom the triple winner of the C1 with Real Madrid is clearly the Chosen One. Tasked with finalizing the file, Nasser al-Khelaïfi will be fired if he fails – again.

May 20: "No more privileges and privileges," says Nasser

We expected him, the president chose the day after the officialization of the title of champion to give his annual interview to the Parisian in which he promises that this is the last time we take him there and that next season, it's over the. Legend has it that there are still a few people who believe in it.

June 4: PSG win their 75th France league title after a draw against Clermont under the whistles of the Park

The club still prepared its best party for the occasion, with lots of fireworks, American sound effects, and a giant tarpaulin bearing the message "KYLIAN REMAINS STP". The party is magnificent, 7 minutes top time in a stadium three-quarters empty.


June 9: Messi lifts his option for another year, the club has sold 5% of its capital convince him

Among other conditions, a premium for dry cleaning. At each defensive race, the Argentine will receive 50,000 euros.

June 12: According to "Le Parisien", Mbappé asked to leave, but especially without getting wet publicly

According to the club, "no chance even against a check of 400 million euros". In Spain, the chroniclers of the "Chiringuito" are already on the verge of burnout.

June 15: Mediapart reveals that a digital army commanded by the management has been tasked with taking Galtier down on the networks, blaming him for all the failures of the season

After counter-investigation, it turns out that all the haters were real.

June 21: The CR7 rumor grows

With his 20 goals in 12 Saudi League games and a promising start under Roberto Martinez with Portugal (three penalties scored), the five-time Ballon d'Or winner wants to revive himself in Europe. Nasser still dreams of associating him with Messi for his Ehpad Saint-Germain project.


June 30: PSG announce the dismissal of Christophe Galtier

No need to sprain, just take the press release sent for Pochettino and change the name. "Paris Saint-Germain confirms that it has ended its collaboration with Christophe Galtier. The club would like to thank him and his staff for their work and wish them all the best for the future. »

July 6: "We will have to sell to buy" because of the nasty financial fair play, explains "L'Equipe"

Problem, no one wants to divide his salary by four to go play the mid-table of Serie A. We learn in the same article that PSG will lose 140 million euros. That's a little less than the year before, and maybe the year before. But does anyone really matter?

July 9: Mbappé on holiday in the Balearic Islands with a white T-shirt. Guino al Madrid?

July 12: Leonardo is back

July 13: Leonardo leaves

July 14: Patrick Kluivert is seen at the factory

No one really knows what the fuck is going on here. "Badrig?" asks NAK. Sources close to the former director of football, either. His mere presence is enough in any case to make the supporters have nightmares.

July 15: Mbappé already back

He cut short his vacation by 23 days to be ready for the resumption and the Champions Trophy against TFC, the first trophy at stake of the 2023-2024 season. "Kylian is like that, he wants to win everything," says his entourage.

July 17: Thiago Motta is appointed coach

The leaders "were amazed by the results and the game offered by his Bologna team," according to the club's statement. The former midfielder, zero European match on a bench, will bring "his rigor and a modern vision of football" to pass a course to PSG. Meanwhile, Zidane is still without a club.

July 19: According to several sources, Luis Campos is still actively working on the transfer window behind the scenes

Its objectives? Rayan Cherki, Julian Alvarez, Rafa Silva, and everything that plays midfielder in Liga Sagres. Well, wouldn't we add a little João Mario to the list?

July 22: Antero Henrique is seen at the Factory

He is in charge of the special operation "emergency degreasing" as it is nicknamed behind the scenes. Challenge accepted, "but not before tasting these petit fours, there, they do not look bad".

July 24: Freshly arrived in Paname, Milan Skriniar is the crusaders during the American tour against the LA Galaxy

Unavailable until February 2024. Danilo Pereira, appointed captain in place of Marquinhos, who no longer travels to stay with his family, goes down a notch.

July 29: Paris slams 120 million on Gonçalo Ramos, the man of the half of C1 at Benfica

One more striker, you never know, it can be useful.

August 2: Real Madrid ready to draw 250 million for Mbappe?

Oh no sorry it's a news from 2021 false alarm.

August 8: Etikite returns to Reims for a loan without an option to buy

Balogun went the other way for a cheque of 45 million euros.

August 13: BOMBAZO. Mbappé absent from training to put pressure on management according to several Spanish newspapers

It is panic in the newsrooms until the reassuring statement of the PSG: Mbappé suffers from a flu-like illness because of the air conditioning in the restaurant of his last commercial operation in LA whose video has become viral: we see Kylian coughing with the Kentucky accent: "Yeaaaah men i'm sick you knaaaaw, but i'm okayy! "

August 30: Even Newcastle didn't want it, Neymar quacked

He returns stronger than ever to Counter Strike and poker, where he is aiming for the world title. McDonald's, his new sponsor, dedicated a new burger, the 180, to him in tribute to the number of days per year he was injured.

August 31: Complete 24 hours without interruption on the "Chiringuito" side

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The show, entitled "Ahora o nunca", deals exclusively with the future of Kylian Mbappé. Pedrerol manages the feat of not eating or sleeping throughout the sequence. Special envoys are stationed at all airports in Spain until midnight. But he will not come. The live ends with a fixed five-minute shot of a mute Pedrero. Drama king.


September 2: PSG organizes an open training session at the Parc des Princes to celebrate the non-departure of Mbappé

The price of the ticket is 48 euros but the stadium is full to attend the presentation of an honorary trophy to Kylian, record holder of the number of rakes passed at Real Madrid.

September 4: The hype rises around the new PSG

Sixteen goals in three games (including 12 from Mbappe) for Thiago Motta's debut on the bench. "This year, it's the right one!" At 20 Minutes, the editor-in-chief commissioned an article: "Why Paris will not lose a match this season and win the C1". Like what, PSG is not alone in not learning from its mistakes.

  • Champions League
  • Football
  • Sport
  • Paris-Saint-Germain (PSG)
  • Kylian Mbappé
  • Nasser Al-Khelaïfi
  • Christophe Galtier