Hooray! Finally Attitude Week at GNTM. This week, a tall, slender, world-famous man with long, brown hair conquers the top model set, who likes to announce his philosophical thoughts via TV. Anyone who expects to hear the sentence "If I am to be completely honest, what an accident that this woman has become a GNTM presenter. Under normal circumstances, she wouldn't even have gotten an internship at ProSieben," I have to disappoint him.
As a guest juror, Heidi Klum's catwalk squadron is of course not Richard David Precht, but Thomas Hayo. The difference: Hayo rarely writes open letters. And has an idea of what he judges publicly. Unfortunately, it is often difficult to understand him because he regularly incorporates English vocabulary into German sentences in such absurd places that even Google Translate occasionally smears. The only thing Richard David Precht associates with haute couture, however, is that his name sounds much more likeable when pronounced in French.
Secretly, I had hoped that Hayo would finally reveal to the GNTM fanbase this year who this Eddie Tjuht actually is, of whom he has been talking since 2011. Well. I find solace in the consideration that Thomas Hayo could single-handedly stop climate change if every black jacket in his wardrobe saved a ton of CO2 emissions. Maybe one day he will invent the right technology. I'm like the FDP and remain open to technology.
With a consistent "Good Morning", the German Thomas Hayo then greets the German candidates and warns preventively: "The camera recognizes the worries!" Pff. And I, an amateur, have been going to the therapist for years. What is immediately noticeable: Mr. Attitude still looks like Dawson from "Dawson's Creek" twelve years after his debut as a GNTM juror. While James van der Beek, the original Dawson, now looks like Bryan Adams' grandfather.
Like Jogi Löw at his prom
In keeping with Bryan Adams, Hayo invites you to a big retro music journey this week. On the program: 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s. Fortunately, ProSieben is not a radio station, so the addition "and the best of today" is missing. In addition to Beatles, Sister Slegde, The Clash and Salt'n'Pepa, there is also Capital Bra, some musicologists would have spontaneously cut off an ear. Klum's influencer training camp is happy. Pop princess Anna-Maria is the fastest: "Four decades? I'm sure they're different songs." Even though it would have been interesting to hear Heidi Klum's super hit "Chai Tea with Heidi" in versions by the Beatles, Sister Slegde, The Clash and Salt'n'Pepa, she is right. It's a shame that Elsa isn't there anymore. She would certainly have something from the (attention!) Performed for Fighters.
For the shoot, Anna-Maria, Nicole and Katherine become the famous Fab Three. All of them look like Jogi Löw at his prom with a mushroom head wig. So at least Ringo Starr is not angry that Hayo apparently thinks the Beatles are a trio. Meanwhile, Selma, Coco and Maike dress up as The Clash. A home game, because Selma states: "We are against capitalism". That's where GNTM comes in. The format has long been regarded as the spearhead of consumer criticism. Out of sheer enthusiasm for their anti-capitalist attitude, the three want to set an example against the superficiality of our affluent society immediately after the finale and deactivate their Instagram accounts.