MomenTVs Patricia Donoso, the "nasty aunt" of Survivors 2023
From fun to disgust and from disgust to anger.
It was taking a long time
for Survivor 2023
to piss off the audience with one of its tests.
And no, it hasn't been due to foolishness, or cheating, or favoritism, it has been due to a decision to carry out that doesn't even make sense.
By throwing a cape at
Survivors
we are going to think that the difficulties and the effort involved in broadcasting a reality show with it live lead to unexpected mistakes.
But
leaving a test halfway because time has run out
and, furthermore, one of the favorite tests by the audience, no.
That is not done.
If there is a reality show that knows how to turn its tests into milestones, it is
Survivors
.
In the memory of all the followers of
Survivors
is (and is eagerly awaited) the infernal wheel, the general culture test, the one in the mud and the one from last night.
My mother, my mother!
-as Adara
says
- the cante test.
If the test of
Kiko Matamoros
and
Ana Luque
from the last edition with the great moment of
La Bamba
is still remembered , the one of this edition will go down in history for the great putada that was last night for some of the contestants, especially for
Adara Molinero
.
My poor thing.
Seeing her hold back the vomit, seeing her try to eat what the organization called "cow snot," seeing her withdraw from her partner's side to herself, end up throwing up.
What a bad drink!
Never better said.
Adara's milestone in Survivors
The test is very simple, the difficult thing is the punishment reward that
Survivors
imposes on those who do not get it right.
But even more complicated is getting the audience pissed off with this test.
Contestants have to participate in pairs.
One sings underwater and the other has to guess the song.
Survivors
gives them three tries and three clues to make it easier for them, but it's not easy at all.
Whoever has to guess the song is planted with 'coconut helmets' which makes it even more difficult to guess which song the partner is singing underwater.
If you get it right the first time, you get a green note and you get a succulent prize, if you use a clue, you get a blue note and the reward decreases, and if you don't get it right or use all three clues, the horror.
You get a red note and a reward that, because the contestants are at the beginning of the
reality show
, but if they get to the end, they eat the pigs that they are given, Rita the cantaora.
After a glorious reward test in which
Adara
made history by solving the puzzle she was playing in just 33 seconds, while there were colleagues who couldn't even put two pieces together, and after the salvation ceremony in which
Diego
was once again the Chosen by the audience to save himself, it was time for the, yes, let's just say it, disgusting test.
While
Adara
was gulping down the tortilla sandwich she had just won and hadn't even had time to swallow the last piece,
Laura Madrueño
placed her and
Diego
as the guinea pigs to start the test.
I have to say that when the presenter uncovered the poster with the song that she had played for them-
Esta cowardía
, by Chiquetete- the first thing I thought was that if she touched me, I would have given up for dead.
Like
Diego
, who neither with three tracks nor with several attempts came close to getting it right, he had no fucking idea what song that was.
But
Adara
did,
Adara
knew it and
Adara
he gave a freediving lesson by singing the melody underwater.
There was no tide.
Diego
was unable to get absolutely anything in the song right and, therefore, they had no choice but to pick one of the red notes.
The 'gift', "mocos de vaca", a kind of puree of indefinite color that both had to eat in 30 seconds.
From the beginning, as she saw it,
Adara
said that she was incapable, that she was going to vomit, that she couldn't, but she still tried.
She tried it so many times that after a few more than agonizing moments between retching and vomiting, she ended up trying it and, of course, vomiting.
The second time she passed what had to happen, to vomit.
Let's see, the girl who must have had the piece of tortilla still in her throat, resisted more than I would have resisted.
What a bummer!
What a bitch!
Diego
, no,
Diego
gobbled it all up because
Diego
was starving.
You have to be evil to do something like that to them when they know that one of the greatest sufferings of the
Survivor
contestants is the lack of food.
And you have to be even more evil knowing that Adara had just eaten her reward and she still hadn't digested it or almost swallowed it.
And she was not the only one.
Asraf
, who has a crime because he was unable to hit one of the songs of her mother-in-law,
Isabel Pantoja
and
Arelys , the former mother-in-law of
lsa Pantoja
's niece
-everything stays at home- also received their penalty: a scorpion with hair and with everything.
"Come on, I'm not going to eat this,"
Isa Pantoja
's boyfriend repeated over and over again
.
"But it does have even hair."
Come on, that from
Adara
's vomiting to the suffering of the scorpion and then, the great anger, and rightly so from the spectators.
The big shit of Survivors 2023
Let's see, as much as
Survivors
wants to change and add new dynamics to
reality
, what happened last night with the final of this test does not make any sense.
In previous editions of Survivors, this test has always been done by all the contestants, not this time.
This time
Jonan
and
Alma Bollo
were left without singing and without getting it right because the organization suddenly decided that there was no time and that the test was left to finish for the next
Survivors: In No Man's Land
.
That is, within seven days.
Yes, freak out.
When in
Survivors
has a test been left halfway to finish it a week later?
I'm telling you that never.
"We are going to end here, let's see for a moment.
Jonan
and
Alma
, we are going to end here and it is that you are going to get rid of today, but next week we are going to continue here with the missing companions,"
Laura Madrueño
snapped at the last couple of this batch.
Adara
and
Diego
,
Gema Aldón
and
Manuel Cortés
,
Ginés
and
Katerina
,
Asraf
and
Arelys
participated
, and when only
Jonan
and
Alma Bollo remained
Without much coming to mind and, above all, without giving the explanations that correspond to the audience, it's over.
Of course, if they say that it's over without everyone participating and they don't propose that it continue next week, turn it off and let's go.
"From so much publicity, there is not enough time to finish the test.
Shameful!
";
"The way they have to put the test next week because they have 0 content and they need to fill a gala, I piss";
"Now they cut the test... For something entertaining that they do and leave it halfway"... And so a good string of complaints from the audience through social networks.
Well, as of this Thursday, the dynamics of
Survivors 2023
are already changing and the three teams are unified into two and they only stay in two locations and not three, maybe, but just maybe we don't have much hope, this will not happen nor will it happen that the videos of the coexistence between the contestants begin almost at 02:00 in the morning.
Someone miscalculated or it was thought that
Survivors
was going to open until dawn.
As
Carlos Sobero
announced last night as of Thursday "everything is going to change."
No Man's Land disappears, the immune condition also disappears, that location disappears and only the two leaders of each group will be immune.
According to
Sobera,
it will be chance who decides which group each one will go to, but the place where they will live will depend on a new game.
Well, if they leave the game for next week too...
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