Twisted world in the "Germany's Next Topmodel" cosmos. While Runway Academy dean Heidi Klum is now considered a greater feminist than Alice Schwarzer by the intellectual commentary-column elite, the mainstream media is almost exclusively concerned with the answer-to-the-answer-to-her-video-video of ex-candidate Lijana Kaggwa. Nevertheless, her statement, announced as "particularly explosive", recorded a meagre 18,000 views in the first ten hours after its publication shortly before the fourth new influencer show of the season. Even turbo feminist Felix Lobrecht comes up with his parallel "Wer guckt?" video to almost six times. Keyword who looks: the traditional GNTM fan at least no longer. Last week, only 0.96 million viewers from the relevant target group were enthusiastic about Heidi Klum's Hunger Games with mascara background. Relay minus record. 960,000 spectators – or as Sahra Wagenknecht says: three hundred million.

After the charm offensive last week with feel-good icon Rankin, Heidi Klum sends Brian Bowen Smith directly into the race this week. Two things become clear: Klum has more favorite photographers than Volker Wissing ideas for meeting his climate targets. And Brian Bowen Smith looks like a cross between Brad Pitt's father and the dude from "The Big Lebowski".

"A swarm, isn't it? No? Anyway, a duck!"

With this line-up, the new week at summer camp for discount code novices can only become legendary. Because Klum urgently wants to underline after the repeated criticism how self-sacrificing her young model is protected, the candidates wear exalted hats for the first shoot (attention!). Among them headdress absurdities in the form of huge golden flowers or life-size flamingos. Elsa wears an imposing swan on her head. Its weight apparently has an adverse effect on their central language system. The rest of the day she tries to find out which animal it is exactly: "A swarm, isn't it? No? Anyway, a duck!" Even Frank Schätzing, whose novel "The Swarm" thinks Elsa is on her head, does not want anything good. This slight confusion in the correct assignment of commercial poultry is forgivable, after all, Elsa carries only wild fox in private life. It is also important for her to note that she did not kill the swan herself. Once again, an old folk wisdom comes true: If you are a swan, you have to be on your guard against Elsa.

Back at the villa, an intriguing democratic vote on the redistribution of room occupancy spontaneously takes place. Anya's seven roommates ask her to leave the shared bedchamber. Letting go of seven roommates on a single one in order to complement them from the shared bedroom: Interesting variant to document that GNTM does everything humanly possible against bullying. In order to give the Cringe Festival the most unpleasant of all possible summaries, Cassy then thanks Anya for "her maturity". So probably the one to let others talk you out of the room. A wonderful tutorial on how to escalate toxic group dynamics instead of capturing them editorially.